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Saturday, October 21st, 2006
8:02 pm
Just when you thought Liz Phair was irrelevant
A chance meeting lets Liz, and Jandek talk about the past...

Liz,"I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see last time we met..."
Jandek,"Was La Belle Aurore."
"How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris."
"Not and easy day to forget."
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue."
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
10:38 pm
Here comes the cheese!!!!!!
Jandek had his back against the wall in a dirty bathroom after a gunfight where one of his relatives died. He wasn't sure how many were left alive out there, and he's out of ammo, he's going to have to bluff his way through it...

So he says,"I'm reloaded! Okay? Come on in here, you motherfuckers! Come on, I'm waitin' for ya! What, you ain't comin' in? Okay, I'm comin' out! Oh, you up against me now, motherfuckers! I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out! You think you're big time? You gonna fuckin' die big time! You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN! "
Saturday, September 9th, 2006
8:44 pm
Pilfered shamlessly from a movie
Jandek placed both goblets down on the table in front of the other man and said,"All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead."

The other man replied replied,"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. "

Jandek says,"You've made your decision then?"

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Saturday, September 17th, 2005
8:59 pm
"Happy Birthday Sister" sighed Sterling. He was 12 years old and that meant it was nancy's birthdday again... The summer sun was very beautiful and shined on the candles. Nearby was a cake. Nancy sighed, "Thank you I love birthdays." "Let's go outside and look at the sun" "OK"

Both of them really knew what they were up to a chance to slip away from the crowd so they could be by themselves... Nancy slipped off her girlish white birthday dress and
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
11:44 pm
It was a eerie, stormy night in the mountains of Colorado. Jandek & Beyonce layed half naked on a bearskin rug in front of the fireplace in Jandek's winter cabin. The fire danced in the fire place and cast wierd shadows across the room, Beyonce looked intently into Jandeks eyes and whispered "Baby I'm ready"

Just then a peal of thunder clamoured thru the heavens. Beyonce yelped and jumped into Jandeks arms. He held her tightly, She looked at him again with her eyes seemingly saying "Take Me"

"Baby I'm ready too" Jandek whispered into Beyonces mocha colored ear "whenever you are......."

To Be Continued
10:30 pm
You're my European Jewel...
part one

Nancy was so excited. IT was her first Concert ever and she was going to be seeing her crush, Jandek.

"Oh my god, Man #1, I can't believe I'm going to see JAndek live in concert tonight!", she gushed, over the phone excitedly.

"Me neither!", he said, excitedly.

"I'm going to wear my Jandek t-shirt and I'm going to bring my copy of Blue Corpse for him to sign!!!", she said, excitedly.

"Me too!", he said, with a hint of distance in his voice.

"Okay, well I have some Things to do, So I'll talk to you later, Man #1!", she said, in a hurry.


"Mom, hurry up! I'm gonna be late for the concert!", said Nancy, angry that her Mom couldn't get her butt in gear on the one night where it really mattered most. She gathered up her things for the concert, and looked in the mirror. Perfect, she thought to herself. I look perfect. Jandy is gonna be all over me. Hehehe.

***at man #1's house***

"Mom, hurry up! I'm gonna be late for the concert!", said Man #1, angry that his Mom couldn't get her butt in gear on the one night where it really mattered most. He gathered up his things for the concert, and looked in the mirror. Perfect, he thought to himself. I look perfect. Jandy is gonna be all over me. Hehehe.

To Be Continued...
Sunday, November 7th, 2004
9:32 am
The situation: Jandek and Nancy begin to see alot of each other lately. They are not the greatest of friends because Jandek would always tease Nancy when they were on MMC. Jandek is currently going out with Britney. He suddenly realizes he has an incredible attraction to Nancy. So over a period of time, he starts working his game and Nancy is reluctant at first, but she know there is something. The sexual tension between them is undeniable, but don't forget about Britney. Britney is getting suspicious. Oh hell, I may as well just say it, eventually Nancy AND Jandek are going to have an affair behind Britney's back. Oh yeah, Jorge has no clue what is up between Nancy and Jandek. So when you write fanfic here, try to stick to the situation, I wanna see how far we can go. Remember this is not just wam bam thank you maam, Nancy is wooed over time.

First encounter- post vma party
Jandek walks up to Nancy and gives her a hug. Is not a casual hug, he holds her tight and he is also sneaking a peek, and then he says:
Jandek- Nancy, you looked great tonight
Nancy-(suprised to see Jandek) thanks alot, how have you been?
Jandek-just finished touring, me and Britney are having a little get together
Nancy- im sorry i dont think I can come
Jandek- baby, it wont be a party unless you're there
Nancy-(a little suprised and excited about Jandek calling her "baby") okay, ill bring Jorge
Jandek- I only want a few people
Nancy- what do you mean, he is my boyfriend
Jandek- sorry baby

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